I have had 60oz of coffee in the last 3 hours

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/19/2017 at 21:19 • Filed to: I'm scared

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Is this what death feels like?

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:24

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That’s less than 8 cups casual

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:25

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Can you now see sound?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 06/19/2017 at 21:28

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Featured on Kotaku: How Casual Coffee Drinking Can Improve Your Sex Life

macanamera > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:31

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that’s what life feels like brother

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:31

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To a Colombian, that’s what we call our morning routine.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/19/2017 at 21:35

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I can taste the colors in the air

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/19/2017 at 21:36

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What, no coca?

promoted by the color red > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:38

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It’s only bad when your bladder starts acting up.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:38

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What did you think made our coffee so famous and addicting?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:43

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Heh, the way civilians drink coffee is cute.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:45

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So a normal day ?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 06/19/2017 at 21:53

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Real men drink it via enema

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 21:55

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That’s what, a pot? I’ll consume one before 10am if I’m not paying attention. Sometimes more than that if coworkers are drinking coffee and therefor making more. Welcome to Dr Tongue’s 3D house of Maxwell.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 06/19/2017 at 22:17

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It’s 3 of these. Maybe it’s closer to 72oz

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 22:23

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You know what coffee’s good for? Breakfast. Know what else is breakfast?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 22:24

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V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 23:07

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Topped 96 oz. once in the span of about 6 hours. It did nothing that day. The next day was filled with jitters and fast speech. I learned what the color green thinks when it is alone...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 06/19/2017 at 23:18

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Cake. Cake is for breakfast.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 23:24

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Especially the pan variety.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 06/19/2017 at 23:25

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No. Birthday cake that’s been sitting under plastic all night, so it’s nice and sticky and moist.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 23:25

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Wow, 10/10 have done too much coffee before, but not that much. I would just start shaking and be totally useless the rest of the day.

I worked at Pepsi one summer making product. We got the caffeine in 1 kilo bags. It looked like we were preparing drugs when the bags came out of the box for mixing. I bet one table spoon of that stuff would put you down.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/19/2017 at 23:30

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My chest hurts.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2017 at 23:32

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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2017 at 00:06

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You’re joking, but the things I have seen cannot be unseen.

nerd_racing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2017 at 07:03

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Sounds like a good Tuesday!